But seriously, what the hell??? Jesus would choose to manifest Himself in the form of a cheetoe? WTF?! That's all I'm saying. I think if He were to do something it might be a little bigger, or maybe something that wouldn't run the risk of being eaten if it weren't for some crazy, Ebay loving FREAK, opening the bag and praying for a miracle!
This one is more important:
I'll expand on this topic later, I think.